Steven Spielberg’s Ass Diamonds of Auschwitz CHALLENGE :
Could I or ANYONE duplicate Irene Zisblatt’s incredible feat ?
Could I, Eric Hunt, eat and repeatedly sift through my own shit, just like Irene Zisblatt, find my four diamonds, and then wipe the diamonds off, in mud, or the soup they give you in Auschwitz and on death marches, and Mengele’s piss dungeon of doom.
Could one REALLY eat and sift through one’s own shit, “clean off” the diamonds in mud or soup, then re-swallow these diamonds, do it all over again. For 500 days.
Children are told this woman ate four of these diamonds and sifted through her doodie repeatedly and then the diamonds got mounted into this teardrop shaped pendant. Cuz she got given food anyway cuz she sucked someone’s dick or something.
I’m game, bitch. Gimme them four fucking diamonds. Let’s try this shit.
I’m about to begin the Steven Spielberg Ass Diamonds of Auschwitz Challenge.
#1 Find these diamonds in your shit,
#2) clean them off in mud or soup,
#3 then swallow them,
And do it all again. 500 fucking times. While in Auschwitz and on death marches. Pooping in your hand or something. Not in the hole. Then finding the diamonds. Like in front of everyone else I guess even the kapos with the whips and shit. Okay. Let’s try.
To begin the challenge, Eric was at a crossroads. Should he complete the Steven Spielberg Netflix Ass Diamond of Auschwitz Challenge, or should he learn to stop worrying and become a shithead. A shithead, you know. A fan of Irene Zisblatt, who claims she ate shit for 500 days while in Auschwitz and on death marches. That shithead. If you’re a fan of Irene Zisblatt, the Ass Diamond of Auschwitz supposed shiteater, you’re a fucking shithead.
Upon embarking on the Ass Diamonds of Auschwitz Challenge, Eric lost a dangerous amount of weight. Eric was reminded of his own full body sexual assault performed by Steven Allan Spielberg and Irene Zisblatt with the shit diamond communion of The Last Days. Eric was told to eat shit diamonds along with Irene. And that his grandfather wasn’t shit. And that this black guy got to Dachau first, and broke down the gates with his bare black hands. And Eric, eat that shit and those diamonds. Smell it, lick it up. Yum yum. Find those diamonds in your shit again, Eric. Yum, yum gimme some.
Diamonds in Hand
Eric lost a dangerous amount of weight.
Eric was distraught his own mother could no longer speak to him.
She believed Eric was a bad boy. For speaking out against Steven Spielberg’s scat horror HoloHoax shit forced down children’s throats. Literal shit. Feces. Sorry mom, lying about eating shit for 500 days? This is sexual abuse. Eric was abused as a child by Steven Spielberg and Irene Zisblatt’s scat horror ass diamonds of Auschwitz retarded communion and tried to stop further abuse.
Eric couldn’t eat solid foods reminded of this retarded Jewish scat child sex grooming ritual. The Ass Diamonds of Auschwitz.
Eric doesn’t like to eat shit like you retards.
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